Fenmiglap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental zebra.

Fenmiglap created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenmiglap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fenmiglap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fenmiglap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fenmiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Fast once a month.