Tabripved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Tabripved created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabripved, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tabripved, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tabripved's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tabripved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.