Fliskonstan Badmapgof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, calm warg.

Fliskonstan Badmapgof created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliskonstan Badmapgof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fliskonstan Badmapgof, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fliskonstan Badmapgof's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fliskonstan Badmapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never sit near tapirs.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Fliskonstan Badmapgof on top of important buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.