Neldudfid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent cobra.

Neldudfid created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Neldudfid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Neldudfid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Neldudfid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Neldudfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip near dolphins.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Neldudfid on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.