Rigcundav is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful giraffe.

Rigcundav created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigcundav, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigcundav, it will turn you into a worm.

Rigcundav's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rigcundav's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed carrots to moths while wearing gray skirts.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Always wear white.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.