Didhatxin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering centipede.

Didhatxin created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhatxin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didhatxin, he will turn you into a dog.

Didhatxin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Didhatxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat corn.