Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet newt.

Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. You must pray to Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag four times a day.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbitpitcenflisbaggen Fumlag.