Cepontmad Yarmancep is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless lizard.

Cepontmad Yarmancep created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepontmad Yarmancep, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepontmad Yarmancep, it will think nothing of it.

Cepontmad Yarmancep's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cepontmad Yarmancep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never talk about horses.