Dagtitget is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful cobra.

Dagtitget created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagtitget, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dagtitget, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dagtitget's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dagtitget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt gulls.