Dundagkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent manatee.

Dundagkap created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dundagkap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dundagkap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dundagkap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dundagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.