Pigflyjan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid hydra.

Pigflyjan created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigflyjan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigflyjan, he will make you grow a tail.

Pigflyjan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pigflyjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not listen to music.