Arppodshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil armadillo.

Arppodshav created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arppodshav, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arppodshav, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arppodshav's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Arppodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Arppodshav.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Arppodshav on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.