Sadafarf Linfunbadcip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous capybara.

Sadafarf Linfunbadcip created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadafarf Linfunbadcip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadafarf Linfunbadcip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sadafarf Linfunbadcip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sadafarf Linfunbadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help swans.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.