Rawcedpag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil dolphin.

Rawcedpag created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcedpag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawcedpag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rawcedpag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rawcedpag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. You must love Rawcedpag.