Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tiresome owl.

Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom, it will not care at all.

Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Orttanhim Jonmisveengeptunlopfarncut Futtunkom's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always wear cyan.