Stanlargnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow turtle.

Stanlargnarl created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanlargnarl, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stanlargnarl, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stanlargnarl's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stanlargnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Stanlargnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not take Stanlargnarl's name in vain.