Bitligveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, witty wasp.

Bitligveen created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitligveen, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitligveen, he will torture you forever.

Bitligveen's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bitligveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Worship no other gods but Bitligveen.