Rigtomcat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless snail.

Rigtomcat created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Rigtomcat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigtomcat, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rigtomcat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rigtomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Rigtomcat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Rigtomcat loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Never write about cell theory.