Bustonbus is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane gorilla.

Bustonbus created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bustonbus, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bustonbus, it will cry a lot.

Bustonbus' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bustonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never feed melons to great tits while wearing red dresses.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.