Wiklitpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able chinchilla.

Wiklitpod created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiklitpod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wiklitpod, it will remove you from existence.

Wiklitpod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wiklitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never run in the presence of otters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiklitpod.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.