Omtwadzim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless crocodile.

Omtwadzim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtwadzim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Omtwadzim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Omtwadzim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Omtwadzim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six copper sculptures of Omtwadzim on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always help cats.

5. You must pray to Omtwadzim four times a day.
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