Omtwadzim is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless
crocodile.
Omtwadzim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtwadzim, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Omtwadzim, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Omtwadzim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Omtwadzim's Holy Commandments1. Erect six copper sculptures of Omtwadzim on top of important buildings.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Always help cats.
5. You must pray to Omtwadzim four times a day.