Fubflabyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient fly.

Fubflabyatt created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubflabyatt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubflabyatt, he will ignore you.

Fubflabyatt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fubflabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Fubflabyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.