Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise alligator.

Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flamstragxuckrillspagzenhensin Arnmabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Always stare at clouds.