Ciblipjan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering crow.

Ciblipjan created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblipjan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciblipjan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ciblipjan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ciblipjan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about gravity.