Dumzimlin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced bat.

Dumzimlin created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumzimlin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumzimlin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dumzimlin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dumzimlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never paint your back turquoise.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.