Nadcapab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome unicorn.

Nadcapab created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nadcapab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadcapab, she will cry a lot.

Nadcapab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nadcapab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.