Yokfubtim is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate
parrot.
Yokfubtim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokfubtim, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yokfubtim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Yokfubtim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Yokfubtim's Holy Commandments1. Always treat ducks with great respect.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. You must never eat limes.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never talk about cell theory.