Yokfubtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate parrot.

Yokfubtim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokfubtim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yokfubtim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yokfubtim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yokfubtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about cell theory.