Siddinflap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable gnu.

Siddinflap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siddinflap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Siddinflap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Siddinflap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Siddinflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never run in holy places.
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