Sterquimquim is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous
camel.
Sterquimquim created an up quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterquimquim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sterquimquim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Sterquimquim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Sterquimquim's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Always treat swans with great respect.
4. You must pray to Sterquimquim three times a day.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.