Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless eagle.

Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bodlikkimgadnarlzedwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.