Xengepjon is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking
octopus.
Xengepjon created matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xengepjon, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Xengepjon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Xengepjon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Xengepjon's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
2. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never eat peanuts.
5. Do not shave your arms.