Xengepjon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking octopus.

Xengepjon created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xengepjon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xengepjon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xengepjon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xengepjon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not shave your arms.