Jabcibort is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing crow.

Jabcibort created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcibort, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jabcibort, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jabcibort's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jabcibort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.