Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome ant.

Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not take Mablogsandfontag Tontargquart's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed cherries to moths while wearing pink tights.