Armtofarmdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unjust squid.

Armtofarmdiss created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armtofarmdiss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Armtofarmdiss, she will send you a sign.

Armtofarmdiss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Armtofarmdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.