Gablimfut Negflagtaflad
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, dishonest
ant
.
Gablimfut Negflagtaflad
created Africa three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gablimfut Negflagtaflad
, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Gablimfut Negflagtaflad
, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Gablimfut Negflagtaflad's
most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Gablimfut Negflagtaflad's Holy Commandments
1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always help eagles.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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