Likgupfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful skunk.

Likgupfarn created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likgupfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likgupfarn, he will laugh at you.

Likgupfarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Likgupfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likgupfarn.

5. Worship no other gods but Likgupfarn.