Wikdoggud is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring
snake.
Wikdoggud created silver nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wikdoggud, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wikdoggud, she will laugh at you.
Wikdoggud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Wikdoggud's Holy Commandments1. Never think about gravity.
2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.