Kiknutstig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish raven.

Kiknutstig created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknutstig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiknutstig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kiknutstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kiknutstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your hands cyan.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never skip near horses.