Bestcidfon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive cobra.

Bestcidfon created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestcidfon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bestcidfon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bestcidfon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bestcidfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Run away if nine sheep approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Bestcidfon loves goats, so they must be honoured.