Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented duck.

Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the north.

2. Do not take Ladwipfoss Jatdubyam's name in vain.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. You must never eat bread.
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