Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome alligator.

Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sabbitsom Vedbasshas Fetmanspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.
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