Gidrullog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive goat.

Gidrullog created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidrullog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gidrullog, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gidrullog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gidrullog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Gidrullog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never think about comets.