Binmetbug is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable salamander.

Binmetbug created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Binmetbug, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Binmetbug, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Binmetbug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Binmetbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binmetbug.

3. Erect three platinum sculptures of Binmetbug on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never pour water over plants.