Haklimsis is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring cow.

Haklimsis created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Haklimsis, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Haklimsis, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Haklimsis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Haklimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Haklimsis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.