Tarcepton is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered hare.

Tarcepton created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarcepton, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tarcepton, it will ignore you.

Tarcepton's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tarcepton's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat cherries.