Rutmadfom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful rat.

Rutmadfom created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutmadfom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rutmadfom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rutmadfom's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rutmadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about apples.