Tafbogken is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful deer.

Tafbogken created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbogken, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafbogken, she will not invite you to parties.

Tafbogken's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tafbogken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.