Hudnadquagcimsagtad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Hudnadquagcimsagtad created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnadquagcimsagtad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudnadquagcimsagtad, he will remove you from existence.

Hudnadquagcimsagtad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hudnadquagcimsagtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must pray to Hudnadquagcimsagtad nine times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.