Liprigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional rat.

Liprigfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Liprigfid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liprigfid, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Liprigfid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Liprigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Liprigfid first in all things.

2. Always obey Liprigfid's priests.

3. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the west.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Liprigfid.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.