Jamdusslad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident swan.

Jamdusslad created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdusslad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamdusslad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jamdusslad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jamdusslad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jamdusslad.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the north.

3. Never paint your feet fawn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must love Jamdusslad.